1. I'd like to think that I'm pretty intelligent. Now, the word intelligence to me isn't necessarily the ability to recall information from a textbook and pass a class. It's more of discovery of situations and perceiving the truth of a scenario. It's an active learning and implementing process which takes an unknown and breaks it down, builds it back up, realizing that you did that wrong, breaking it back down and making sense of it.
2. I have lots of sheer will power. I am, unnatural I know, a morning person. It's like, I wake up and can jump out of bed and immediately start my day. I don't use an alarm clock, my mind has proven itself too crafty for that. I end up waking up 5 minutes before it's supposed to go off and turn it off before I have to hear the retching, piercing sound of it. I tend to have an abundance of energy until my 'Cloak of Slumber' (my green blanket) is donned and I'm out like a 3 year old after a long day at a park for the first time. I can't help it, it's my weakness. A green blanket that when put over me has very intense sleeping properties. It is banned during late night parties by my friends. Cruel, cruel punishment.
3. I am a different breed of procrastinator. I do not apologize for what is obviously procrastination, rather I procrastinate from procrastination thus never having to deal with the fact that I procrastinate. The problem is that I only procrastinate certain things. It's not a procrastination lifestyle I have, but more specific and increasingly random. A big one for me is clothes all over my floor. I truly can't help it. They just.....make their way there and kind of just stay there. The rest of the place is spotless, but the clothes....possibly seeming like an insurmountable task, they lay on the floor in my room and mock me like I'm the worst person in the world.
4. Andrew is my name, and silliness is my game. Not pranks, or physical harm, or even slapstick really; more like an uncompromising and sometimes unfiltered wit. Firstly, I am not offensive to people themselves, rather offensive to the stereotypes they place themselves in(including myself). My mind is pretty fantastical. That is all.
In this blog, I DO plan to get political, I DO plan to call people and things stupid, I DO plan to post random and borderline inappropriate things, I DO plan on getting obsessed with random people/places/ideas. I DON'T plan on letting the flames get to me, I DON'T plan on blasting people with differing opinions, I DON'T plan on not making lots of new friends, I DON'T plan on fame or fortune, though I am not opposed to it. So this is like, the longest blog post I've ever done. This may or may not have anything to do with the fact that this is the first blog post I've ever done, but I'm not making any assumptions.
Anyways, as my friend Sam says, CyalataBYE!
